Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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