You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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