piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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