they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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