champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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