Little spoons don't ask big questions
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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