I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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