Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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