Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
ttyl tear gas
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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