The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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