Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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