So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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