I can tuck mytits in my pants
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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