just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
