try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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