it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize