Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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