let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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