lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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