i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
