well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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