What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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