just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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