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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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