so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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