I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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