I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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