i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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