So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You took a bar mat shot.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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