bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
