You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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