at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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