I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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