doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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