we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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