Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
she smelled like a LAN party
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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