Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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