Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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