just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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