Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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