Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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