party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
