I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
