My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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