I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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