# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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