Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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