ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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