Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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