fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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