So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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