Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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