This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
it glows. i had to have it.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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