Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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